You never texted
I felt so alone
So I pressed Play
And watched their faces melt
Feeling lonely tonight? No date in sight? Try out this ZANY idea for a home alone DINNER & A B-MOVIE!
Home Alone Dinner & A B-Movie for 1:
Menu:
*Banquet Frozen Genetically Modified Salisburg Steak Meal (Made w/ Chicken, Pork, Beef) w/ GMO-Rich Mashed Potatoes & Corn
*7-Eleven Mountain Dew Blue Shock Freeze Slurpee
*Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy
Feature Film:
"Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown" (1991)
Watching "Class of Nuke 'Em High Part 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown" is like taking a rad radioactive ride through a hyper-saturated neon B-movie amusement park. Troma's cult-hit sequel to the original "Class of Nuke 'Em High" goes nuclear bananas with the addition of a gene-spliced subhumanoid student body, scantily clad science professors and 3X the amount of gross-out body dissolving, vehicular explosions and radioactive toxic waste. There's even a 20-story-high mutated monster squirrel named Toxie! You'll have a nuclear blast with this B-movie extravaganza. The action is nonstop and the comedy will have you busting a rib!
Toxic corporation NUKAMAMA has rebuilt Tromaville's nuclear facility and, within its walls, the Tromaville Institute of Technology Junior College. All student reporter Roger ever wanted was to find co-ed love, but he gets way more than he signed up for when he meets bombshell Victoria. Turns out, Victoria is the science experiment of the mad Prof. Holt, who's been busy creating subhumanoids with a proclivity for mutation and body melting! Can Roger save Victoria and the student body of Tromaville Institute of Technology from a SUBHUMANOID MELTDOWN?!