By the blue light of the screen
Your pouty lips glistened
With cheese dog grease
As you chewed on gummi candy
Your smacks drowned out
Their cries for help
For date night this weekend, skip the restaurant and theater and try this CHEESY home-cooked idea for DINNER & A MOVIE!
Cheesy Dinner & A B-Movie for 2:
Menu:
Kraft Macaroni & Cheese w/ Pan Fried Cheese Dog Coins
Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream Potato Chips
Gummi Raspberry Cheesecake
Pearson's Salted Nut Roll
Feature Film:
"The Brotherhood III: Young Demons" (2003)
Hailed by some as the "worst movie ever," erotic B-horror auteur David DeCoteau's third installment in his "The Brotherhood" franchise may just be the worst. But the flashy visuals make it worth checking out. And like most of his movies, this flick should be viewed more as an art film that uses erotic, horror and B-movie elements to tantalizing effect. "The Brotherhood III: Young Demons" is chock-full of good looking, half naked actors, lots of DeCoteau's signature lightening flashes (even indoors in rooms with no windows), surreal colorful lighting, cheesy visual and make-up effects and loads of bad acting. And to top it all off, there are plenty of thick Canadian accents to give you a good chuckle.
A group of "American" teens break into their high school after-hours to play their favorite sword and sorcery role-playing game. When a book of magic spells is thrown into the mix, an evil demonic force is unleashed and the teens find out one by one that they are playing with something beyond their control!