You find yourself in Montauk, New York. You're on a towel on a beach called Ditch Plains. Your tummy grumbles. In the distance you see a dirt lot with a small metal Airstream. You approach the trailer and see that it's home to a place called Turf. You ask for a lobster roll. You eat it. That night, you dream about mermaids.
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